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Drop-Dead Comedians
Here are some of the great comedians who are no longer with us.
The Comedians
1.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968-2005)
Full Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Age: 37
Humor Type: Observational comedy, surreal humor, word play
Quote Joke:
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Cause of Death: Multiple drug toxicity in the form of a cocaine and heroin "speedball"
Website:
www.mitchhedberg.net
2.
Robert Schimmel
(1950-2010)
Full Name: Robert George Schimmel
Age: 60
Humor Type: X-rated, controversial
Quote Joke:
“What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it’s a pit bull, you say, “You better let him finish.”
Cause of Death: Died of injuries sustained in a car accident
Website:
www.robertschimmel.com
3.
George Carlin
(1937-2008)
Full Name: George Denis Patrick Carlin
Age: 71
Humor Type: Observational comedy, wit & word play, political satire
Quote Joke:
“Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
Cause of Death: Heart failure
Website:
www.georgecarlin.com
4.
Bill Hicks
(1961-1994)
Full Name: William Melvin Hicks
Age: 32
Humor Type: Observational comedy, black comedy, satire/political satire
Quote Joke:
“How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt...”
Cause of Death: Pancreatic Cancer
Website:
www.billhicks.com
5.
Greg Giraldo
(1965–2010)
Full Name: Greg Giraldo
Age: 44
Humor Type: Roast comedian, black comedy, surreal
Quote Joke:
“You try not to have a favorite when you have sons or kids. Can’t have a favorite. Can’t let them know know if you do. I don’t. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.”
Cause of Death: Overdosed on prescription medication
Website:
www.greggiraldo.com
6.
Sam Kinison
(1953–1992)
Full Name: Samuel Burl Kinison
Age: 38
Humor Type: Black, satire, observational, insult comedy
Quote Joke:
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Cause of Death: Died of injuries sustained from being struck by a drunk driver.
Website:
www.samkinison.org
7.
Richard Jeni
(1957–2007)
Full Name: Richard John Colangelo
Age: 49
Humor Type: Improv
Quote Joke:
“I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.”
Cause of Death: Suicide
8.
Richard Pryor
(1940–2005)
Full Name: Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor III
Age: 65
Humor Type: Satire, observational, improv, character
Quote Joke:
“When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, 'Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like fire!' Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.”
Cause of Death: Cardiac arrest
Website:
www.richardpryor.com
9.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921–2004)
Full Name: Rodney Dangerfield (born Jack Cohen)
Age: 82
Humor Type: One-liners, word play, black
Quote Joke:
“When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, 'We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again.'”
Cause of Death: Complications from brain surgery
Website:
www.rodney.com
10.
Phil Hartman
(1948–1998)
Full Name: Philip Edward Hartman
Age: 49
Humor Type: Sketch, character, voice
Quote Joke:
“I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.”
Cause of Death: Murdered by wife